wde: worst dress ever...1/2 way down the block from my apt i notice that there is so much static cling attacking me that the side of my dress is at my hip bone, then i look closer and see that my sweater lint is all over it and growing with each step. so self-conscious. if i wasn't broke this week i totally would have bought a replacement and changed in the bathroom. i'm burning it.

perks of m's new gig. me, jeal? never.